Join Jewish Romanian immigrant Patti Zianescu on her journey to being a real "American woman;" where K-mart is nirvana, the rules of dating come from her Romanian Grandma, a poorly coifed Casanova accosts her at a singles party and Patti learns how to take down bad guys American style!

 

Learn the answer to the age old question: What on earth is "salada de beuf," a tasty concoction Patti serves to win love.

 

PATTI'S AMERICA has been performed across the Southland. Most recently, PATTI'S AMERICA was performed at The Groundlings Theatre.